Juice Fast Progress

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Screw you guys, I'm going home...

No. More. Yoga. Camp.

So... tired. Behind on memorizing my dialogue. Have tons of raw food ingredients to cook, but too tired to do it. Need to eat more, too tired to find food to eat. Can't imagine making it through 7 more classes this week. Have no idea how to integrate the comments I've been given into my dialogue. Miss Clodagh terribly, miss my friends, miss stupid video games. I'm not even losing weight.

Blah. Meh. Hrmph.

2 comments:

Kris Ardent said...

Maybe you need a new menu plan? One that involves a weeks worth of individually packaged meals from the the hot food bar at Whole Foods, and a lot of V-8? Let's talk. OR you could hire a personal chef for about $300 a week plus the cost of groceries. You could even give them the menus and recipes you already have and say "go do that." Drinking the sweat from your yoga pants is also a good idea. Or you could just give up and come home. Yeah, that one. :D

Stef said...

You don't have to suck on your yoga pants. Just squeeze them into your water bottle like lemons! Heck, do your towel too!

Seriously, I SWEAR Bikram used to have a student back in the days when his studio was on Wilshire Blvd, who actually DID save his sweat. I shudder at the thought of what he did with it... Eventually Bikram asked him not to save it anymore, as the little tupperware next to his mat slowly being filled with sweat (which he wrung out of lord knows what!) was disgusting the other students, if only they had had a friend like Allen, they would have been more understanding! ; )

Don't fret, Chris, there is always a time (or some times?!) you think this training thing is either impossible, or mad, or both. In reality, it is definitely mad, but not impossible, because you are already doing it! And you will make it - only 5 classes left this week!
Patience, persistence.

Then, be ready - you will have to buy a whole new wardrobe, because your body WILL change...but you know what they say about a watched pot!

OR, you could see if they have 'wine in the can' at Ralphs? Nah. Save that treat for your triumphant return home - Jaya & I will buy!

(If you still feel down & out, you should read this amazing blog: www.humunkhumunk.blogspot.com. It is inspiring yogis around the world!)